San Francisco Giants report card for April by Tony the Tiger Hayes

by Tony the Tiger Hayes

SAN FRANCISCO–It seems just like last week that Pablo Sandoval was plopped on his back-side celebrating the final out of the Giants third World Championship in five years – but here we are already one month into the 2015 season. Coincidently the ’15 campaign is shaping up a like the 2014 season.

On paper the Giants don’t stack up against the Dodgers and even the new look Padres – but after a woeful beginning to the season, San Francisco has tightened up the defense and smoothed out some pitching issues and appear to be ready for a solid run at defending the crown.

With April in the books here’s their first report card of the season:

Overall: C+

Angel Pagan : .350, 0, 8 – the back is intact and the hair is so amazing he should be allowed to play without a cap : B+

Brandon Crawford : .235, 5, 14 – Someone might want to re-think that defense first label. Most power from SF SS since Matt Williams debut: B

Nori Aoki : .299, 1, 7 – name translates to English as “another Sabean Steal” : B-

Brandon Belt : .234, 0, 6 – SF’s slowest riding star since Chris Isaak: D

Tim Hudson 1-2, 3.78 – MLB’s current active all-time win leader says it all. : A

Joe Panik : .293, 1, 8 – name should be Joe Calm: B-

Jeremy Affeldt : 0-1, 1.42 Situational lefty charismatic with both leftys and rightys: B

Madison Bumgarner: 3-1. 3.03 – so manly the Brawny paper towel guy moved to TP division: B+

Casey McGee : .181, 1, 3 – There was no joy in Mudville , the great Casey has ground into a double play.: D

Buster Posey : .271, 4, 11 – Took game to higher level after being snubbed for last years all-star game: A

Justin Maxwell: .250, 3, 10 – for the first time since Barry Bonds, seagulls are afraid to fly over head when a Giant hits, : C+

George Kontos: 1-0, 1.72 – after falling in love with Fresno couldn’t stomach a move to Sacramento.: B+

Santiago Casilla : 3-0, 2.13 – No-Name star closer has ironically played under two names. A

Joaquin Arias: .273, 1, 1 Kershaw plans on buying out his contract. B

Tim Lincecum : 2-2, 2.40 – is the Freak back? Only his hairdresser knows for sure. B

Ryan Vogelsong: just when you think the 2011 All-Star gas bottomed out hr comes back to life. C-

– Tony “the Tiger” is a talk show host on http://www.sportsradioservice.com

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