That’s Amaury News and Commentary: A’s Relocation to Havana

Estadio Latinamerico in Habana Cuba seats 31,000 if the Oakland A’s are interested (Trip Visor photo)

A’s Relocation to Havana

That’s Amaury News and Commentary

By Amaury Pi-González

Forget Las Vegas, Sacramento, Salt Lake City, Portland, or forever negotiating with Oakland. Havana, Cuba, is as crazy for baseball as any other place.

The ten reasons: A’s relocate to Havana.

1-The Stadium is already there, Estadio Latinoamericano, with 31,000 capacity. (You already have a Stadium)

2-There will be no owner of a team because in Cuba, there is no capitalism, and no private property is permitted. (You get rid of the owner)

3-There is no Commissioner making $25 million a year. In Cuba, the government Ministro de Deportes-Sports Minister runs it. (You get rid of the Commissioner)

4-You pay 5 pesos to watch a game if you are Cuban, more if you are a tourist; you can “negotiate.” (Affordability)

5-Cuba’s weather is perfect for baseball. The average temperature is between 77F and 80F (There is baseball all year long)

6-Fans Fest? You do not need that; the fans in Cuba are always celebrating. (In Havana’s Central Park, people know more baseball than you)

7-Traffic is not a problem in Havana. You cannot afford electric cars or new combustion-engine regular vehicles. (The best cars still running are 1955 Chevrolet’s)

8-There is no gambling allowed. The government busted all Casinos and organized betting 65 years ago. Havana was Las Vegas before Las Vegas. (You save)

9-Air is healthy; Pollution is not a problem in Havana; the government doesn’t care about climate change, and hurricanes change yearly. (Good health)

10-Last but not least. Housing is not that cool, kids. However, if you ascend to the ranks of the communist party, you can live in a great, big, lovely house.

You might not like it, but who knows, maybe you will. Take it from me, and I endorse this message, an authentic Cuban.

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